More Fun WIth Translation Party: Sarah Palin edition

Palin is already only semi-coherent and totally hateful and dishonest. So why not filter her through translation party?

PALIN: "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's death panel so his bureaucrats can decide... whether they are worthy of health care."

Becomes...

PALIN: "If Obama death syndrome, parents and children to love, as you know, the position of the panel, please determine the value of medical care."

PALIN: "Awesome Alaska night sensing summer already winding down with fireweed near full bloom finally sitting down to pen"

Becomes...

PALIN: "In summer, the last night of the living room near Alaska, the large-flowered rhododendrons, DAUNPEN, coil detector"

And

PALIN: "We took government out of the dairy business and put it back into private-sector hands - where it should be."

Becomes...

PALIN: "Our dairy business, and to remove the government, the private sector need a hand - is required."